I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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