Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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