i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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