did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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