remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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