Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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