I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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