Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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