You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
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Operation Purity has been aborted
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
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You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
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