she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
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I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
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We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Success! We fucked roommates!
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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