Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!