My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
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