Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
my being single is dangerous.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
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