is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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