Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
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