and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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