Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
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I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
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Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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