i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Do you remember whose house we're in?
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
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