Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
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i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
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I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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