I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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