I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
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I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
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Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
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