ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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