We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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