i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
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