i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
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At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
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how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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