i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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