Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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