New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
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what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
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Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
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