I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
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Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
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So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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