is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
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We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
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Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
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