I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Terrible idea I love it
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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