How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
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If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
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Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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