Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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