You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
Randomize
