Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
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For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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