So gin and wine won't be happening again
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
I'm bleeding and have questions
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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