turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
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She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
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