Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
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my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
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I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
You almost got us killed.
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