On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
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