I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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