it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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