It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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