Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
porn star boner night. come get it.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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