Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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