dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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