i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
there's paper in my vomit.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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