please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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