He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
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I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
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I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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