dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
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