Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
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