bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Barsexuality is the new black.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
Randomize
