jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
40s are totally the cure
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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