69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
Ever since I got married, I've become the MacGuyver of masturbation
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
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They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
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He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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