have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
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i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
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From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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