I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
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I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
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Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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