ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
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