We won't sleep together?
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
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hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
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Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..